Mom: So I had this weird dream last night…
Dad, keeping eyes focused on book: Hmm…
Mom: I was walking down the street and where there’s normally that big pothole there was a giant sparkling emerald lake with icy silver polar bears diving into it.
Dad, perks up and glances at her: Were there by any chance purple flamingos present as well?
Mom, surprised: Yes, yes there were!
Dad: I love you..
Mom: I love you too.
Live long and prosper \V/
The Mostly Confused Teenager.