Cookie dough taster.
Swimming pool tester.
Stuffed animal trainer.
These are the jobs that young CT wrote in her diary about. Agreed, she was wacky, but she was also a dreamer.
And as she wrote in her loopy childish handwriting, all of these must be exercized in a purely “preffeshenol” manner.
And you know what? Someday, older CT is gonna accomplish every one of these dreams. Yes, even the unicorn one, doubters.
Live long and prosper \V/
The Mostly Confused Teenager.